Mess Hall

Please pass the salt my good man... this steak needs a bit more flavor.


I will gladly pass it to you, but if you ask me to pass anything else i will throw it at your noggin!!! (walks over and passes the salt) Now let a dwarf enjoy his meal!!


Curse the gods it's always something with you two! Can you both shut the hell up so we all can enjoy our meal??? None of us have had a decent meal in 3 days and you rabbid hacks won't stop quibbling!!